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Ask me stuff   Submit   I'm Brandi. Mother, sorta feminist, occasional grouch, follower of a few fandoms. native to greater Los Angeles, currently residing in the outer rings of the Houston suburbs.

i just chased a subway sandwich with two swallows of nyquil. I’ll regret this soon.

— 2 days ago with 6 notes
#brandi gets sick 
"My baby foot loves you momma foot."
Jack, as he tickles the bottom of my foot with his toe.
— 6 days ago with 4 notes
#JackBenjamin takes a picture

#JackBenjamin takes a picture

— 6 days ago with 7 notes
#jackbenjamin 
goregirlsdungeon:

Edith Massey and John Waters during the filming of Female Trouble (1974) directed by John Waters - Sourced from the book American Originals: John Waters by John G. Ives

goregirlsdungeon:

Edith Massey and John Waters during the filming of Female Trouble (1974) directed by John Waters - Sourced from the book American Originals: John Waters by John G. Ives

(via anxiety--hangover)

— 1 week ago with 300 notes

snowce:

Lou Reed - Walk on the Wild Side

(via maeganbobaegan)

— 1 week ago with 171 notes

There’s a semi in the parking lot at work while I’m on break and i really want to walk over and take a look, maybe practice a pretrip inspection, just the stuff without popping the hood and stuff, but i don’t want to harass the dude or look like a creep.

— 1 week ago with 7 notes
#prospective trucker 
I think im going to make these into flower pots.  Need 45s for bases.

I think im going to make these into flower pots. Need 45s for bases.

— 1 week ago with 5 notes
#crafts  #records  #flower pots 
"I WAS CRACKED OUT ON CRACK COCAINE AND NOW I’M CRACKED OUT ON JESUS!" #miraclespringwater
#Areyouserious

"I WAS CRACKED OUT ON CRACK COCAINE AND NOW I’M CRACKED OUT ON JESUS!" #miraclespringwater
#Areyouserious

— 1 week ago with 5 notes
#areyouserious  #miraclespringwater 

I’m consumed with guilt. Services to be held in 3 minutes in the temple of the porcelain god. The family asks that services be limited to close family members.

— 1 week ago with 7 notes
90% sure i just killed John Fish and hes wading in this corner, staring at me with his accusatory eye made giant by the bend in the plastic.

90% sure i just killed John Fish and hes wading in this corner, staring at me with his accusatory eye made giant by the bend in the plastic.

— 1 week ago with 9 notes