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My mom got Jack these sandals that make his feet smell SO BAD. He took them off while I was driving and I had to pull over, get into the back seat, and put those shits back on until we got home because the smell was triggering my gag reflex, I shit u not

— 1 day ago with 5 notes
So over parenthood right now.  #Momlife #atleastmybathroomisclean

So over parenthood right now. #Momlife #atleastmybathroomisclean

— 1 day ago with 4 notes
#momlife  #atleastmybathroomisclean 
Anonymous asked: Why is Bon McMorran such a bitch? He keeps talking shit about you on the internet


Answer:

Who is that and what are you talking about

Is this 2014 marketing strategy

— 3 days ago with 2 notes

It’s a weekend, so I can pretty much guarantee my neighbors are fighting. Last night there was so much door slamming

— 6 days ago with 4 notes

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

(via trollfacemommy)

— 1 week ago with 366116 notes

super-kawaii-mommy:

acandytoremember aggroru

I work at a grocery store and yeah, pretty much.

(Source: samwilsons)

— 1 week ago with 175640 notes
I knew he was in the bathroom too long… #motd #makeupartist

I knew he was in the bathroom too long… #motd #makeupartist

— 1 week ago with 8 notes
#makeupartist  #motd 

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) dir. Wes Anderson

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) dir. Wes Anderson

(via leddzephyr)

— 1 week ago with 3542 notes
Seriously though, we’re cute.

Seriously though, we’re cute.

— 1 week ago with 7 notes

We’re Cicadas.

— 1 week ago with 2 notes

heckbennett:

The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

(via trollfacemommy)

— 1 week ago with 254395 notes
#ahahahahahahahahahaah 

Omg this food poisoning baby feels exactly like a real baby. It’s so trippy, I caught myself lovingly caressing my gut earlier

— 1 week ago with 6 notes
Pretty sure I gave myself food poisoning.

I had thrown a box of pizza rolls in my purse this morning so I can eat something at work, but when I got to my mom’s to drop off Jack she had a lunch for me. I forgot to put the food in the fridge and it sat in my bag for about 6hrs. I warmed it and ate it all even though it was all room temp and had probably been that way for hours.
Anyway I have a killer headache now and I’m pretty sure I’m going to barf soon.
…so that sucks.

— 1 week ago with 6 notes
I drive by this twice a day and never noticed it. Cool.

I drive by this twice a day and never noticed it. Cool.

— 1 week ago with 4 notes