I just thought of a great concept: cemetery golf course.
Don’t steal it
Banana shakes were a delicacy to my brother and I when we were kids because the only time we had access to a sonic was on vacation at the river. I’ll be working on this for DAYS
If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower #texas #ihateyou
My mom’s ex husband is dying of liver cancer. I can’t say I feel terrible that he’s dying, it’s not surprising an alcoholic would die from liver issues, but I do feel very sad for my siblings, my mother, and his family. Alcoholism is a terrible disease and no one should go out like this but I also think you reap what you sow. I feel like that’s a terrible thing to say, but it’s how I feel.
My mom got Jack these sandals that make his feet smell SO BAD. He took them off while I was driving and I had to pull over, get into the back seat, and put those shits back on until we got home because the smell was triggering my gag reflex, I shit u not
Why is Bon McMorran such a bitch? He keeps talking shit about you on the internet
Who is that and what are you talking about
Is this 2014 marketing strategy
It’s a weekend, so I can pretty much guarantee my neighbors are fighting. Last night there was so much door slamming