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dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

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super-kawaii-mommy:

acandytoremember aggroru

I work at a grocery store and yeah, pretty much.

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I knew he was in the bathroom too long… #motd #makeupartist

I knew he was in the bathroom too long… #motd #makeupartist

— 13 hours ago with 8 notes
#makeupartist  #motd 

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) dir. Wes Anderson

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) dir. Wes Anderson

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— 2 days ago with 3253 notes
Seriously though, we’re cute.

Seriously though, we’re cute.

— 2 days ago with 7 notes

We’re Cicadas.

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heckbennett:

The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

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— 3 days ago with 252702 notes
#ahahahahahahahahahaah 

Omg this food poisoning baby feels exactly like a real baby. It’s so trippy, I caught myself lovingly caressing my gut earlier

— 4 days ago with 6 notes
Pretty sure I gave myself food poisoning.

I had thrown a box of pizza rolls in my purse this morning so I can eat something at work, but when I got to my mom’s to drop off Jack she had a lunch for me. I forgot to put the food in the fridge and it sat in my bag for about 6hrs. I warmed it and ate it all even though it was all room temp and had probably been that way for hours.
Anyway I have a killer headache now and I’m pretty sure I’m going to barf soon.
…so that sucks.

— 4 days ago with 6 notes
I drive by this twice a day and never noticed it. Cool.

I drive by this twice a day and never noticed it. Cool.

— 4 days ago with 4 notes
"Be the person you needed when you were younger."

Ayesha A. Siddiqi.

This speaks to me

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I swear one of these fruit snacks is beer flavored

— 5 days ago with 8 notes
needthisbook:

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

needthisbook:

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lu Lu

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper gazing into the mirror before a self-portrait

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper painting his self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty in action

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie: abstract expressionist

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnies finished work

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey contemplating

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger's 'Stripped Bare Birds', 1992.

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess' 'Regularly Ridiculed Rodents', 1993.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie the peripheral realist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

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