My mom got Jack these sandals that make his feet smell SO BAD. He took them off while I was driving and I had to pull over, get into the back seat, and put those shits back on until we got home because the smell was triggering my gag reflex, I shit u not
Why is Bon McMorran such a bitch? He keeps talking shit about you on the internet
Who is that and what are you talking about
Is this 2014 marketing strategy
It’s a weekend, so I can pretty much guarantee my neighbors are fighting. Last night there was so much door slamming
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) dir. Wes Anderson
Seriously though, we’re cute.
Omg this food poisoning baby feels exactly like a real baby. It’s so trippy, I caught myself lovingly caressing my gut earlier
Pretty sure I gave myself food poisoning.
I had thrown a box of pizza rolls in my purse this morning so I can eat something at work, but when I got to my mom’s to drop off Jack she had a lunch for me. I forgot to put the food in the fridge and it sat in my bag for about 6hrs. I warmed it and ate it all even though it was all room temp and had probably been that way for hours.
Anyway I have a killer headache now and I’m pretty sure I’m going to barf soon.
…so that sucks.
I drive by this twice a day and never noticed it. Cool.