#brandi gets sick
i just chased a subway sandwich with two swallows of nyquil. I’ll regret this soon.
"My baby foot loves you momma foot."
Jack, as he tickles the bottom of my foot with his toe.
Edith Massey and John Waters during the filming of Female Trouble (1974) directed by John Waters - Sourced from the book American Originals: John Waters by John G. Ives
There’s a semi in the parking lot at work while I’m on break and i really want to walk over and take a look, maybe practice a pretrip inspection, just the stuff without popping the hood and stuff, but i don’t want to harass the dude or look like a creep.
I’m consumed with guilt. Services to be held in 3 minutes in the temple of the porcelain god. The family asks that services be limited to close family members.
90% sure i just killed John Fish and hes wading in this corner, staring at me with his accusatory eye made giant by the bend in the plastic.