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I just thought of a great concept: cemetery golf course.
Don’t steal it

— 39 minutes ago with 3 notes

thephotogfeminist:

burningbells:

imageIf you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

(via thenewwomensmovement)

— 14 hours ago with 60605 notes
Banana shakes were a delicacy to my brother and I when we were kids because the only time we had access to a sonic was on vacation at the river.  I’ll be working on this for DAYS

Banana shakes were a delicacy to my brother and I when we were kids because the only time we had access to a sonic was on vacation at the river. I’ll be working on this for DAYS

— 15 hours ago with 2 notes

nystic:

this is important please spread

(via cocob0ne)

— 2 days ago with 97366 notes
If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower #texas #ihateyou

If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower #texas #ihateyou

— 2 days ago with 7 notes
#ihateyou  #texas 
Super sleepy, leaving for work

Super sleepy, leaving for work

— 2 days ago with 15 notes
#selfie  #texas 

My mom’s ex husband is dying of liver cancer. I can’t say I feel terrible that he’s dying, it’s not surprising an alcoholic would die from liver issues, but I do feel very sad for my siblings, my mother, and his family. Alcoholism is a terrible disease and no one should go out like this but I also think you reap what you sow. I feel like that’s a terrible thing to say, but it’s how I feel.

— 3 days ago with 3 notes

My mom got Jack these sandals that make his feet smell SO BAD. He took them off while I was driving and I had to pull over, get into the back seat, and put those shits back on until we got home because the smell was triggering my gag reflex, I shit u not

— 2 weeks ago with 7 notes
So over parenthood right now.  #Momlife #atleastmybathroomisclean

So over parenthood right now. #Momlife #atleastmybathroomisclean

— 2 weeks ago with 5 notes
#momlife  #atleastmybathroomisclean 
Anonymous asked: Why is Bon McMorran such a bitch? He keeps talking shit about you on the internet


Answer:

Who is that and what are you talking about

Is this 2014 marketing strategy

— 3 weeks ago with 3 notes

It’s a weekend, so I can pretty much guarantee my neighbors are fighting. Last night there was so much door slamming

— 3 weeks ago with 6 notes

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

(via trollfacemommy)

— 3 weeks ago with 373482 notes
I knew he was in the bathroom too long… #motd #makeupartist

I knew he was in the bathroom too long… #motd #makeupartist

— 4 weeks ago with 9 notes
#makeupartist  #motd